Why reading is the best hobby out there

-Reading is free if you only get books from the library.
-Reading isn't a competition to be the best like sports are.
-Reading doesn't require expensive equipment like cars or scrapbooking do.
-Reading is very easily portable.
-Books come in many formats to suit whatever situation.
-There are so many books out there that anyone can find their niche.
-Reading doesn't take a certain talent or skill.
-You can't get injured reading. Paper cuts don't count.
-There are always second chances in reading. If you lose a sporting event, you have to wait another whole year!
-You don't get your clothes all messy with grease or mud when you read.
-Reading doesn't make noise that annoys those living with you.
-You don't have to go to practices for the hobby of reading unless you are in elementary school.